I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
