But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i may or may not be watching the land before time
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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