i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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