that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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