Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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