4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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