Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
