gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We were destined to go to rehab together
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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