When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My dick has a subreddit
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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