Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she looked like the before picture.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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