my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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