Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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