i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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