and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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