did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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