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Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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