Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I love you.
Bad choice
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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