I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Do vagina's smell?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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