Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
should my penis look like a turkey
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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