So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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