So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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