So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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