If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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