what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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