Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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