I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
