I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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