you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think I just sharted jello shots
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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