Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think my vagina is haunted
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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