We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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