So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she smelled like a LAN party
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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