no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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