my vag is so smooth its legendary
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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