honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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