if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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