Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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