i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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