so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
