what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's Friday. Sex?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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