Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
