Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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