what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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