Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
