All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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You. Win. At. Life.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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