He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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