yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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