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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling

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(253): View more from Washington

My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina

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(850): View more from Florida

Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.

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(518): View more from New York

Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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(705): View more from Ontario

His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.

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(925): View more from California

He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?

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