I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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