Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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