Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
