i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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