S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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