I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
