whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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