Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Farmville is her only friend.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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