Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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